Friday, June 27, 2014

June Funny Friday!
Today's post is June's Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write five captions or thoughts inspired by that month's picture. I like to ask my kiddos to give me their captions as well. Links to the other bloggers' posts are below, click on them and see what they've come up with! I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend!
Here's todays picture. It was submitted by ME!
1.  Even the Statue of Liberty gets a lunch break! 
2. "So dude, can I get your number?"
3.  It's like going to the prom and seeing someone wearing the same dress as you......
4.  "You lost your torch?!  I've gotta write you up for this."
5.  "Baby please don't sign those divorce papers! I don't even know a chick named Venus de Milo!" 
Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile!

Friday, June 20, 2014

Fly on the Wall -- June edition!

Welcome to a Fly on the Wall group post. Today 15 bloggers are inviting you to catch a glimpse of what you’d see if you were a fly on the wall in our homes. Come on in and buzz around my house, and see a little of the nonsense that comes out of my kids' mouths :)
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Me: "Check out this song"
Mr. 15: "Did you and Adam and Eve used to jam out to this song?"
Miss 14 (hands me a piece of ice):  "Ice for that burn??"

Mr. 15:  "Where the heck is the nether-lands? Is that near the Promised Land?"

Miss 14:  "Mom, what do you want for Christmas?"
Me: "A whole day free of your sass."
Miss 14:  "I meant a present, not a miracle."

Mr. 15 (doing homework): "Mom, have you read 'Lord of the Flies'?"
Me:  "No."
Mr. 15:  "It's just like one of the SpongeBob episodes."
Me:  .........
Mr. 15:  "You know the one where SpongeBob and Squidward are in a tree house?"
Me:  "No..."
Mr. 15:  "And they get flung out into the woods?"
Me:  "...No..."
Mr. 15:  "And they have a magic conch shell?"
Me:  "I'm gonna hafta read this book."

Mr. 2 is crying.
Mr. 12:  "You don't need to be sad, just address the issue."
Click on these links for a peek into some other homes:                          Baking In A Tornado                                The Rowdy Baker                                Just A Little Nutty                      Spatulas on Parade                             The Sadder But Wiser Girl                Stacy Sews and Schools                         Menopausal Mother                              Dinosaur Superhero Mommy                      Juicebox Confession                     Someone Else’s Genius                    Black Sheep Mom                                     Go Mama O                            Battered Hope                                      The Momisodes                                      elleroy was here