Welcome to a Fly on the Wall group post. Today 15 bloggers are inviting you to catch a glimpse of what you’d see if you were a fly on the wall in our homes. Come on in and buzz around my house, and see a little of the nonsense that comes out of my kids' mouths :)
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Me: "Check out this song"
Mr. 15: "Did you and Adam and Eve used to jam out to this song?"
Miss 14 (hands me a piece of ice): "Ice for that burn??"
Mr. 15 (doing homework): "Mom, have you read 'Lord of the Flies'?"
Me: "No."
Mr. 15: "It's just like one of the SpongeBob episodes."
Me: .........
Mr. 15: "You know the one where SpongeBob and Squidward are in a tree house?"
Me: "No..."
Mr. 15: "And they get flung out into the woods?"
Me: "...No..."
Mr. 15: "And they have a magic conch shell?"
Me: "I'm gonna hafta read this book."
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Mr. 15: "Where the heck is the nether-lands? Is that near the Promised Land?"
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Miss 14: "Mom, what do you want for Christmas?"
Me: "A whole day free of your sass."
Miss 14: "I meant a present, not a miracle."
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Me: "No."
Mr. 15: "It's just like one of the SpongeBob episodes."
Me: .........
Mr. 15: "You know the one where SpongeBob and Squidward are in a tree house?"
Me: "No..."
Mr. 15: "And they get flung out into the woods?"
Me: "...No..."
Mr. 15: "And they have a magic conch shell?"
Me: "I'm gonna hafta read this book."
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Mr. 2 is crying.
Mr. 12: "You don't need to be sad, just address the issue."
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Click on these links for a peek into some other homes:
http://www.BakingInATornado. com Baking In A Tornado
http://www.therowdybaker.com The Rowdy Baker
http://www.justalittlenutty. com/ Just A Little Nutty
http://spatulasonparade. blogspot.com/ Spatulas on Parade
http://thesadderbutwisergirl. com The Sadder But Wiser Girl
http://stacysewsandschools. blogspot.com/ Stacy Sews and Schools
http://www.menopausalmom.com/ Menopausal Mother
http://dinoheromommy.com/ Dinosaur Superhero Mommy
http://www.juiceboxconfession. com Juicebox Confession
http://www.someoneelsesgenius. com Someone Else’s Genius
www.theblacksheepmom.blogspot. com Black Sheep Mom
http://www.gomamao.com Go Mama O
http://batteredhope.blogspot. com Battered Hope
http://themomisodes.com The Momisodes
http://elleroywashere.com elleroy was here
Oh, what I would do for a day without sass!
ReplyDeleteWe have it by the truck load here. ;)
Will we ever get one Meg?? I'm thinking it's not likely.....
DeleteLove the sass/miracle comment, hahaha!
ReplyDeleteShe's a smart-a$$, alright ;)
DeleteI honestly don't know how you do it, with kids all different ages and at all different stages. As far as the teenagers go, you and I need to have a pity party. Cocktails NOT optional!
ReplyDeleteWe really do. We can share battle stories :)
DeleteCocktails all the time.
ReplyDelete24/7 ;)
DeleteOh, they're quick! Very quick. You have to really be on your toes around them,don't you? Love it!
ReplyDeleteOh yes Lorinda, never a dull moment :)
DeleteHey, Black Sheep Mom - this month I am tending sheep at my daughter's. :) Loved the sass! Carol @ Battered Hope
ReplyDeleteGood luck with your sassy grandsheep!
DeleteTOOOOO FUNNY!!!
ReplyDeleteEvery year I ask for peace and quiet and every year the kids let me know that it will NEVER EVER HAPPEN. Sigh.....
A mom can dream, right??
DeleteFYI: Lord of the Flies is nothing like that Spongebob episode. Don't ask... I'm not telling. ;)
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha Robin! You just saved me a bunch of time reading then watching, thank you! ;)
Deletelove their snark...too cute, though I'm not their mom so of course I enjoy it.
ReplyDeleteYou've got yourself some smarties ;-)
ReplyDeleteThe Netherlands as in the team that showed Spain who's boss in soccer? If they keep it up they'll end up winning the world cup, that's even better than being the Promised Land, no blaspheme intended.
Oh my gosh, this is one of my faves. I love kids...they are such great blogging material, aren't they? Adorable!
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